Tuesday 7 July 2015

Kim Jong-Un executes terrapin farm owner for failing to produce any lobsters

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un has ruthlessly executed a terrapin farm owner after reacting furiously to the farm on a tour last May.
  Following the embarrassing tour, Kim Jong-un reportedly lashed out at the owner, promising 'grave consequences' for not producing any lobsters. He then ordered that the terrapin farm owner be brutally shot to death. According to Daily NK, the dictator was enraged by the farm not keeping the tanks clean and allowing several baby terrapins to die of starvation... The leader visited the Taedonggang Terrapin Farm in May, where he was supposed to provide 'field guidance' to managers who he were struggling to produce any enough terrapins.
At the time of his visit, he issued a warning to managers, angered by their disrespect towards in his father in not having a room dedicated to teaching workers about his father's greatness.
Kim said the party had sent freshwater lobsters to the facility more than two years ago in the expectation that they would be able to breed. The failure, according to the dictator, was due to incompetence.